F U Scale!

Hey you! 

Yeah you, stupid measurement device. 

Some call you a scale, I call you my biggest adversary.

Stupid machine.

I would like to know why you are such an a**?

I work my butt off and I eat really well.

I think I am doing great. 

But when I step on you in confidence of my efforts, you just kick me down.

Why scale? Why?

...

Why do I even care what your digital screen flashes?

What does that dang number even represent?

Weight...

A measurement of mass in pounds.

That is it. 

You can't tell me anything else. 

You can't measure my value as a human being...

You have no other purpose.

Really you are just a taunting device in my bathroom.

I will not let you provoke me any longer. 

So I guess it is time for you to get with my program scale.

I am going to keep doing me whether you like it or not.

Taunt me, tease me, mock me.... Whatever...

But I will beat you! 

One day you will flash on that little screen what I want to see.

And that day I will tell you "I told you so"!

So F U scale! 

In the end all that will matter is that I dared to strive for a goal and I never gave up till I succeeded.